He is a dearly beloved bear and — shock horror — an immigrant. A proper, nasty, scummy immigrant. He’s not fleeing persecution, he just wants a better life for himself. More Marmalade at the tax payers expense (well, the Browns’). Free housing. Ruining our culture with his weird Peruvian ways. Or maybe not, maybe diversity is a good and free movement a way to benefit from it. Bring your aunt over here Paddington and maybe Winnie the Pooh and Christopher Robin can move from 100 acre woods to the cloud forests of Bolvia.
Anyway, here is a cool flyer you can print out and distribute to impressionable children who are being taken to see Paddington as a christmas treat: